Clam Hands

(Source: tacocat-gifs, via willism)

notsolucky:

Watch out guys.

LOL IT DOESN’T MATTER IF I REBLOG THIS BECAUSE NOBODY READS MY FUCKING TUMBLR.

Why don’t I just open word?

Apparently you can survive forever on Guinness and tomatoes

baltimorejack:

Hello, current and future diet. (Source: Mitch Exton)

Fucking right.

(Source: a-popular-blog)

uhm

I was also going to blog about how my brother snoring sounds like someone drinking the last bit of a milkshake through a straw. Then I decided not to.

wait…

sangria spin cycles: Genre-clash! (A product of sharehouse boredom)

• Pubstep: Summer of ‘69 Basslines
• Anal Country: Johnny Cash songs with blast beat drumming and screamo vocals
• Elternative: Elton John covers by Nine Inch Nails
• Lady Ragaggae: Tokerface
• RnTwee: Usher feat. jangly guitars
• Bindie Rock: Vampire Weekend in khaki
• Bluegaze: Muddy Waters with pedals…

reblogging this because I totally came up with some of them.

Fuck you for my lack of credit.

tumblr the fuck?

So like, I started a tumblr yesterday and then last night I slept on a couch pillow on the floor and had a dream that Luke asked me

‘Who is the new dead guy in the meatspin video?’

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, BRAIN?

eww… I had a dream about tumblr.

Oh god.

What have I done?